Welcome to Simon Bennett

If you have found this website because you were specifically looking for me - well done, you’ve found me!

Now what can I do for you?

If you thought I was someone else, unlucky, go back to Google and try again.

If you have no idea who I am and just happened to stumble across this website - hello, how are you? It’s jolly nice to meet you!

Either way, I am a web designer. I am not the world’s best programmer or code writer, I just happen to have an eye for design and a fair degree of creative flair. Let’s face it, there is another Simon Bennett on Google that happens to be far better qualified than I am, but his own website is abysmal. Not the best advert for a web designer really is it?

I am not a web designer by trade - well, at least I never used to be. I am by trade a Certified Technology Specialist for the world of professional and commercial Audio Visual Installations. I ran my own Audio Visual Installation Company for many years and just happened to stumble into web design for my own business.

It just so happened that I enjoyed it - and wasn’t that bad at it. Over the years I have developed my skills and I am now a Certified Internet Webmaster… Wohoo!

My biggest and best client by far is The British National Party - of which I am an extremely proud member!

Oh dear oh dear - does that mean I’m a racist, nasty, skinhead (oops - I forgot about the photo above), hooligan, terrorist, nutcase? Of course not - do some research for yourself - just as I did. You may just see the wood for the trees. The media and main three party’s pump out lies, designed to force the extreme left’s politics on you without allowing you an alternative viewpoint or different chain of thought!

As for the shaved head - I have psoriasis in my scalp. Look it up on Google - It really isn’t that hard. Unless of course you are one of the extreme left - then don’t bother. Just run around like a headless chicken screaming “NAZI, RACIST, NAZI”.

Oh well, that’s me done for the night. Enjoy my site if you happen to stumble across it!